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Comedy Central
Feb 11, 2013 11:30pm PST
. a new pope is white smoke. i assume slacker spoap bong smoke. -- slacker pope is bong smoke. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] why is the holy see saying holy see you later? >> it's strength of mind and body is necessary. strength has tee deteriorating in me to the extend that i could accurately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me. >> stephen: really? i'm calling p.m. it on this one. [cheers and applause] first of all, you dent get to leave for that? you think i'm mentally and physically up to doing my job? absolutely not. i'm duct taped to this chair every night and the only reason my lips are still moving is because they rub the top of my mouth with peanut butter. [ laughter ] pope benedict is clearly being pushed out. i know this may shock you but it's possible that the catholic church is involved if a coverup. [ laughter ] i just -- i just cannot get over this. what is benedict going to do with himself in retirement? become a wal-mart greeter, or i don't know take up a new hobby? i have no interest in seeing his self portrait in the shower. [ laughter ] think about this, okay. his
Feb 15, 2013 11:35pm EST
's the first time i swing, the first time i do a foursome. >> bing bong, hello. >> they start touching boobs on each other. >> i don't think this video is boring at all. >> where's this video? >> have you seen these women? housewives of chernobyl" but if they're touching each other's boobs, guys will be interested. roll the boob touching video already. >> we compare boobs. let's compare boobs. boob war. i win. >> if you squint your eyes enough, it's almost like isabella rosellini and vanna white sort of. >> since when is just boobs squishing. not "just." >> seriously, boob squishing is not a normal day activity and there's not a man in this room who wouldn't want to watch, even the gay one, to make snide comments. >> how in miami did they end up with that crew? >> simmer down, girl. thanks, boob squishers. >> love you. >> all right, dude. >> dave franco. james franco's little brother. he's in "21 jump street," a cute young kid, actor. we say -- >> if you could have any condiment inside of your navel at all times, what would you like it to be? >> he thinks about it. >> let's go with chipotle
Feb 11, 2013 12:00pm PST
and a beer bong. employs 3400 people worldwide and is headquartered in arizona but the ceo traveled here today to sunnyvale to talk about the importance of attracting top talent here in the bay area. again, the ribbon is gonna be cut here probably in the next 15 minutes for the celebrations here in sunnyvale. reporting live from sunnyvale, janine de la vega, ktvu channel 2 news. >>> transportation officials gave a behind the scenes tour this morning to widen highway 4 and expand the service to antioch from b.a.r.t. this is part of the e-b.a.r.t. line. it would use diesel-powered trains between the pittsburg bay point and antioch stations. they estimate they will begin operations in about three years. >>> san francisco tax payers could get stuck paying $20 million for the america's cup sailing race. the event is expected to cost between $31 million and $34 million. but the chronicle reports only half of that amount has been raised about 14 million. to help reduce costs, the event was scaled back. three teams will compete down from 12 entries originally. the downsizing has ap
Feb 19, 2013 5:30am EST
in to the kitchen to refuel the torches and he planned to use those as bongs. the brother leaked the butane in to the air and the vapor reached the pilot light causing a huge blast. the brother was seriously injured. both of them are in jail this morning. i would guess to say there goes they lottery winnings. >>> two multimillion dollars water front homes went up in flames in an island in florida. you can see the thick black smoke, it took the firefighters 15 minutes to get to the scene. other firefighters arrived to help by boat and that is the only way they could get to the island. it took crews nearly fife hours to put out the -- five hours to put out the flames. been shopping so smart, cash back with your freedom card getting cash back on what? close shave and haircut fan for the ceiling. you're gonna cool off that hoooounddd! tonight you gotta get your cash back, on new slacks. use freedom on lunch with jack. everybody get! everybody get! get your cash back. chase freedom. valentines day present a texas couple won't forget. two sets of identical twins, four boys delivered c section at
Feb 19, 2013 6:30am EST
torches to light their bongs when the pilot light ignited the fumes. there was a big explosion. the blast shattered the window. new reaction from a neighbor. >> that's nice to celebrate. celebrate too hard. >> fortunately nobody was hurt in the blast. police believe those lotto winnings are now gone. >> 16 year old musician is inspiring others by refusing to let a disability stand in the way of his dreams. he was born with 3 fingers on each hands. some thought it would be impossible for him to learn how to pay the piano much less master it. >> when i started playing it, i fell in love and it got easier. >> he shares his piano talents at different schools and a music producer is teaming up with the teenager to create a music video. >> we are following breaking news, coming out of baltimore county this morning. three people were shot, one fatality. i'm sherrie johnson, a live report update on the breaking news coming up. i'm linda so, dogs will be the topic of debate in annapolis today. what lawmakers want to change about the current law and how it could affect all dog owners. what makes yo
FOX News
Feb 20, 2013 12:00am PST
of the brothers refueled the butane torches the two planned to light their bong with. and as the officer explained this to the wichita eagle, a newspaper, not the bird pab, quote, the butane vapor reached the pilot light and as you might expect, kaboom. if i had a bag of meth every time i heard that sentence. one was released from the er and he was wearing a lottery t-shirt. the other brother was in jail. and after all this, there is still this. a bag full of heroin. my theory is, it is the lotto's fault. when you award somebody $75,000 it doesn't set you up for life. it only gives you at best six months party window. you factor in the nights at the best western and the crude lab instruments. >> i want to talk directly to the kids on this one. if you win 75 sacks, sacks in assisted of racks. that is thousands. if you win 75 sacks you should upgrade to a designer drug. no one ever burns their house down doing blow. >> well there was that one time in 2004, bill. sorry about that. >> i don't know why you brought the matches to begin with. i don't own candles, greg. jay i decided it would be a great i
Feb 14, 2013 6:00am PST
. >> for that valentine's day gift. it's not too early for you to choose a bong. [ laughter ] stephanie: a what? >> a bong! stephanie: for a marijuana cigarette? >> he's your county guy. stephanie: i'm constantly irritated by p.s.a.'s which are dated. stephanie: baked marijuana guy. for marijuana cigarettes. yeah. ok. 34 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2. >> several states have legalized marijuana. stephanie: so everyone can get baked. >> you can get marijuana on pretty much every corner in l.a. >> you can get your weed from loser town guy. stephanie: i'd like to know where to purchase some weed so i can get baked. >> how about a bong for valentine's day? >> announcer: stephanie mill are. >> now for that valentine's day gift, it's not too early for you to choose a bong! [ laughter ] stephanie: really random. ♪ world news tonight ♪ stephanie: just scalia had a thing with the guys. he couldn't make the state of the union. he said it has turned into a childish spectacle. i don't want to be there to lend dignity to it. >> you're going to lend dignity to it. stephanie: he wouldn't have. >> he lent mo
FOX News
Feb 2, 2013 12:00am PST
pictures of themselves like shooting heroin into their eyes and doing bong hits with no pants on. like there was a teacher the other day from colorado doing soccer colts in g -- somersaults and -- in g strippings and then posting them. -- g-strings and then posting them. >> who was posting it again? >> what was her name? >> carly crunkbear. >> she is a delight and if not for the internet i wouldn't know much about her. >> let me ask you, jedediah, you get the last word on this. last word. >> i used to be a waitress. i did it all in my spare time. >> i bet you went to the lilith fair? >> i did. >> did you really? >> i did. jay she is a woman of the -- >> she is a woman of the new millennium. >> i used to be a waitress. cocktails, food, if anybody stiffed me i would be mad. and appleby's violated their policy. people had written things on their receipts and they posted them. so they violated the policy. >> they should fire themselves. >> i was working in a certain venture where i hired a group of people. i won't get too specific, and they had -- they were doing some work for me, on-line
Feb 19, 2013 4:30am PST
. they were apparently filling butane torches to light their bongs when the furnace pilot light ignited the fumes. >> what, that's celebrating too hard. that took care of that celebration real fast! >> neighbor mary says the blast was strong enough to shatter the bedroom window but no one in her family was injured. both brothers are now facing drug possession charges. >> maybe next time a vacation. >> what happened to a nice dinner? >> or club med vacation, for crying out loud. >>> 4:56. coming up, why a big bay area city is about to get brighter. >> plus, oscar pistorius breaks down in court again. >> it's unlikely the south african sporting hero will be granted bail. >> i'm live in danville where one east bay family might need to find a new place to live after a 50-foot oakland tree fell on their house. how bad the damage is coming up. ♪ ♪ ♪ if loving you is wrong ♪ ♪ i don't wanna be right ♪ [ record scratch ] what?! it's not bad for you. it just tastes that way. [ female announcer ] honey nut cheerios cereal -- heart-healthy, whole gr
Feb 24, 2013 8:00pm PST
engineering rebuttal to his concerns and our concerns. >> thank you, mr. bong. -- wong. >> joan wood, lance carnes, and mark bruno. those are the last three people who have turned in speaker cards. >> good afternoon, ms. woods. >>> yes, good afternoon. my name is joan wood i have i willedv continuously in north beach since 1962. * i have many objections. i formerly worked for the city 32 years. one of the conditions of employment there was that you acknowledge the public trust. all of you and director reiskin and manager funge, you're all subject to that. i don't know why it seems to have been ignored in the interest of the central subway. i draw your attention to the e-i-r which was whipped out in a very short period of time. it says the construction will take 15 months for this project if it goes forward, the pagoda palace. there has been no consideration whatever of the historic buildings surrounding it and it's only going to put two restaurants out of business instead of probably a whole lot more in the previous plan. north beach residents and businesses got excited about the new plan b
Feb 7, 2013 5:00pm EST
is through a bong because the water cools the smoke and you tend to in health it deeper. -- inhale it deper. -- deeper. they will implement a new policy to not hire any tobacco users. the spokesperson says they have been trying to set an example that tobacco now had -- has no place in a healthy lifestyle. >> a connecticut congressman says he has found an error in steven spielberg post a movie "lincoln" he wants to correct it. he says it depicts the congressional delegation as not in favor of the 13th amendment which ended slavery. in a letter, he includes a tally of all four connecticut congressmen voting in favor of the amendment. he wants the movie corrected before its dvd release. he has not received any word back yet. >> i wonder if you found anything wrong with the abraham lincoln vampire movie. >> probably. >> let's see what's coming up at 6:00. >> gordon peterson has that look ahead for us. >> tonight we will be talking with the business owner whose shop was attacked yesterday. there was an explosion yesterday. also, some disruption in the hearing room, the hearing of john brennan. e
Jan 31, 2013 11:00pm PST
$100,000 per year in a state now testing its own big bong theory. >>> still "outfront," accusations of racism. does coca-cola's new commercial go too far? camels. >>> and beyonce directly answers the lip syncing questions. was she faking it? ♪ o, say, can you see this is america. we don't let frequent heartburn come between us and what we love. so if you're one of them people who gets heartburn and then treats day after day... block the acid with prilosec otc and don't get heartburn in the first place! [ male announcer ] one pill each morning. 24 hours. zero heartburn. >>> we're back with tonight's outer circle, where we reach out to our sources around the world, and tonight we go to china, where the government is being accused by several newspapers of hacking into computer systems. "the wall street journal" is reporting chinese hackers infiltrated their system to monitor what they were covering. and "the new york times" reported chinese hackers carried out cyberassaults over the course of the past four months. now, that's the same time the newspaper published an investigation abo
Feb 13, 2013 4:00pm PST
to this cup of water. i'm really thirsty. i cotton mouth. i just got done with four bong hits. he should have finished and then come back. >> it was rushed. they're going to do it in slow motion now but the way he approached it, you could see the nerves running though him. it really tied him up. i need to get to this glass. everyone knows how thirsty i am right now. it's very intense. >> he would have been better off if he had acknowledged it. excuse me, i'm going to get a drink of water like no one was going to see him reach for that water. >> this is hard hitting analysis right here. i have to say i'm very proud of this. this will go on a reel some day. >> the man will never be president because of this. >> already. >> that's analysis. that's bravely. >> another one of these reality shows where people show off the crazy things that they always are addicted to doing. we have real addiction like intervention. now this are things like a couple in florida is addicted to coffee so much that they take enemas. let's take a look at what they say. >> neither of them drink coffee, mike and trina spen
FOX Business
Feb 15, 2013 3:00pm EST
: going to win the bill-a-bong fight? you have what i believe is a 5 # 66 million bid for it fitting nicely with the vans surfer brand. how hard will you fight for billabong? >> we made the discussions public, and i think that's all we make public, and not going further than that today. i know you understand that. liz: i could push, but i understand. you raised dividends every single year over the past 40 years. now you got a dividend of 2.3%. how important is it to hold on to that there? some companies now cutting dividends. >> no. we believe in returning dividends to the shareholders. we increased dividend rates significantly in 2007. we increased it every year since then. we 4 -- the big problem of the share price has gone up so much that the yield in the dividend has gone down and intend to correct that over time and get dividend payout ratio to 40% of the earnings, looking at that now in the mid-30s. liz: impressive when you added splendid and moss, edgier brands. we watch when you add anything. come back when it happens. we'd love to have you. >> happy to come back. liz: eric w
FOX Business
Feb 20, 2013 5:00pm EST
from hitting the slopes to hitting the bong. not everybody is keen on letting tourists toke up. marijuana means big money for colorado. up to $60 million in taxes alone. that is what they proproject it will raise. they could use the revenue for schools and education. we have the coauthor of bill and director of sensible alcohol -- colorado. did we get that right? are they marketing colorado as a hey come visit and get my? >> coloradans made the decision to tax marijuana and regulate it like alcohol. we'll treat folks that visit our state. we have a vibrant tourist industry any way like we treat coloradans. if you're 21 years old and purchase marijuana from regulated storefront and pay tax money to help our state looks like the government is allowing our visitors to do so. adam: i'm not passing judgment. it is kind of like las vegas. we know why people go to las vegas. 310 million americans are potential tourists from which colorado could raise money. if not the people all over the world who might go there to get high. isn't that basically what we're talking about? come to colo
Feb 3, 2013 7:00am EST
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Jan 31, 2013 4:00pm PST
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Feb 19, 2013 6:00am EST
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Feb 25, 2013 6:00am PST
items are in the swag bag that 9-year-old little q -- let's see what she got. >> okay. >> a bong? >> gawker writes people relish exploring the complexities of the human spirit because they majored in art history and are otherwise unemployable. because they love gift bags. mostly it is the gift bag. wow. worth $45,000. >> you have to pay taxes on that if you accept it. >> stephanie: wow! 9-year-old little q as what we're going to call her -- >> little q wallis. her last name is wallis. >> stephanie: nate silver called it again about jennifer lawrence was going to win. [ ding ding ] the man is a numbers genius. >> he is. >> stephanie: choice of two luxury trips to australia. the vampire face-lift. always good for a 9-year-old. >> vampire face-lift? >> stephanie: $5,000. a procedure that puts acid in your face to make you look younger. little q won't look a day over 8. private v.i.p. service for dignitaries, heads of states, blah, blah blah. windex. you get windex? >> left over from -- >> what is this? the 99 cent store? >> stephanie: i don't know. >> my big fat greek wedding. they
Feb 26, 2013 6:00am PST
on the president she has fashioned out of the expired chardonnay bong water of her imagination. >> yeah, barack obama who is probably the most chaos adverse president i have ever seen, is this master of disaster who can create chaos out of his social agenda. he has done this deliberately and doing it so he can capitalize on it. >> stephanie: i don't know if this will be more style than substance, i love the way she talks when she in her zone. like she is so impressed with her own words. >> you know she has entered the rapture when the index finger goes thoughtfully up to the cheekbone. >> stephanie: right. >> that's when she is now floating among the angels and singing dolphins. >> stephanie: yes, she is in her own symphony of words. >> she is like every catholic girl i dated in high school that, you know, kept the aspirin where it belonged. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: you say kelly iot would follow lindsey graham up a river in new guinea. how did they enlist her in everything? >> she wants a national profile. she wants to get reelected in new hampshire, so she found two p
Feb 22, 2013 6:00am EST
to apologize i think we accidentally called yous bong king earlier 3w6789d o-n-g. >> sorry. >> that was years ago. >> that's joe. >> i resemble that. i resemble that. i'm going to see you for definition of character. >> bill gross the bond king. we appreciate it bill. >> i did go to colorado. >> thank you. >> coming up, much more from our guest host st. louis fed president jim bullard. and don't miss "squawk box" on monday. we're going to talk to at&t chairman and ceo randall stephenson. he's going to join us live from the world mobile tech conference in barcelona. coming up, walmart wasn't alone seeing problems in february. another consumer company is warning. we've got details after the break. i'm only in my 60's... i've got a nice long life ahead. big plans. so when i found out medicare doesn't pay all my medical expenses, i got a medicare supplement insurance plan. [ male announcer ] if you're eligible for medicare, you may know it only covers about 80% of your part b medical expenses. the rest is up to you. call and find out about an aarp medicare supplement insurance plan, insured by un
Feb 27, 2013 12:00pm EST
. it is not just because citigroup awarded mr. lew a $940,000 bongs as he was leaving -- bonus as he was leaving to join the state department. it is not just because citigroup received a total of $2.5 trillion in virtually zero-interest loans from the fed or that the treasury department provided citigroup with a bailout of more than $45 billion during mr. lew's tenure at citigroup. i am opposed to mr. lew's nomination because of the views he now holds about wall street and the financial bailout. on september 22, 2010, when i asked mr. lew at a budget committee hearing if he believed that deregulation of wall street significantly caused the financial crisis, something that i almost -- almost all economists agree with here is what he said. "i don't believe that deregulation was the proximate cause. i would defer to others who are more expert about the industry to parse it better than that." end of quote and at his confirmation hearing earlier this month, mr. lew called the glass-steagall act, "anachronistic" and said that the dodd-frank act had "effectively dealt with the issue of too big to fail.
Feb 22, 2013 10:30pm EST
coverage? no. -- and media coverage? no. it's bong. but it is real and it is based on fact. it faces up to the challenges that we face we need a greater recognition and respect for the facts in this country. we can have different philosophies and approaches to solving problems, but we will not get very far if we do not come close to agreeing on the facts. do youemember that great guy from new york? patrick moynihan? he said everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own fact. we must deal with reality or reality will deal with us. it will win out every time. the best way to do so is to embrace our founding principles. abraham lincoln once wrote those princies are applicable to all men at all times. i thought i would do that because lincoln is pretty big right now in the movies. to preserve economic freedoms, we have to defend principles and not change them. we must defend against an ever growing and all-powerful but a government that promotes dependency, erodes personal responsibility, and rules the people instead of the people ruling the government. we must defend against
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